MAUAHAHAHA here's what i think the HP Bertie Botts every flavour beans taste like:
Banana: Tastes like banana... but EXTRA banana.
Black Pepper: normal for about a second then BAM! it becomes ZINGY and almost chilly.
Blueberry: somewhat a tiny tiny bit like licorice, a tiny bit sweet... but I think the blackpepper flavour masked the blueberry for me.
Booger: At first its somewhat sweet.. then near the end turns sour (almost salty?)
Candyfloss: very very sweet, that it starts to turn bad-ish in thy mouth
Cherry: I dropped it... so i never tried it.. oops.
Cinnamon: tastes like the more bitter side of cinnamon.
Dirt: Tastes like the smell of dirt...not very pleasant.
Earthworm: This was horrible... it tasted bad.. haha
Earwax: I was so turned off when tyring this flavour.. and it was.. 'chewey' and unpleasant.
Grass: If i imagined grass to taste like something it would have tasted like this. It really gave off that 'this is what a leaft would taste like' vibe.
Green apple: Wasn't in my packet. (HMPH).
Marshmallow: This wasn't there either! (HMMMMMPH)
Rotten Egg: this actually didnt taste that bad.. but when i ate it my friend reacted to it immediately saying it SMELT HORRIBLE. Dont worry though, after about 2 mins the smell disappeared.
Sausage: It kind of resembles a meat like flavour in my opinion.
Lemon: EXTRA SOURYYY lemon
Soap: tastes a bit like detergent with like... cinnamon.
Tutti-Frutti: YUM.
Watermelon: Watermelon :)